The $10,995 bike

Late lunch today between meetings, we ran to a nearby Subway for quick sandwiches. Next door to Subway is a cycling store called InVita Sport. I had seen the store back in April, but it was closed at the time.  I didn’t want to go in, so I did one of those hovering-at-the-front-door-wanting-to-go-in-but-not-sure-if-I-should deals, but the store owner smiled and called out to me that I could come in. I smiled and checked out the store.

My goodness, she had the most beautiful bicycles that I have ever seen, but I’d never heard of the names.  Speaking to the the owner, she said she focused solely on Italian frames, such as Wilier, Pinarello, and Torpado, based on the quality.  In my limited view, Trek and Cannondale were the biggies.  In that store, the Pinarellos were absolutely gorgeous.  Top-to-bottom carbon frames, forks, stays — the whole shebang.  I lifted one, and it was light as a feather. 

The prices made me put them down gently.  The average for the road bicycles were around $3000, and the time-trial bicycle in the window was a cool $10,995.  For that kind of price, you’d have to get it insured.  High prices, but they were just beautiful.

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Vive le Canada! I’m back in Canada

I’m back in Canada this week, so please don’t call my cell, as it’s getting expensive!

I slept from 12:30am to 2am, and then organizing, dressing up, and packing my bag for a 6:55am flight out of Newark this morning.  I drove to a coworker’s house @ 4:30am, and we shared car service to the airport (saving money.)  I prefer the Sunday evening flights, but the Ipes had prior committments this time around, so that wouldn’t work this week.  Big surprise, I personally am not an early morning person, but you do what you need to do.  🙂 

I’ll tell you a big plus of early morning flights — no delays.  Seriously, no problems with the flight this morning, and we arrived on time.  That never happens, so lesson learned.  You know what annoyed me?  Canadian Immigration.  They have been asking the nuttiest questions to people  (I know this personally and anecdotally) every time I come into the country.  You never know where they’re going with it.  This morning, I had this big, bald, burly guy.  As I was walking up to him to hand over my passport and immigration form, a small part of my mind wondered, “Hey, isn’t this kind of guy the type to give me trouble?” 

Yeah, he did.  He asked the usual questions about what I was doing here, name of the subsidiary, etc. Usually, you just say you are here on business, attending meetings, etc, and they leave you alone. This asks me in a very hostile tone, “What kind of business takes 5 days?” I told him an audit, but he didn’t reply, marked up my form, and didn’t say a word.  I then had to talk to the 2nd-level Immigration folks to explain the situation.  What a jerk. I tell you, wherever you travel, and it doesn’t matter personal or business, the bureaucratic mentality is the only constant in the universe.

Other than that, smooth sailing, great weather, yada yada.

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Safari 4

I’ve been testing out Apple’s Safari 4 web browser for a few days.  Personally, I’m a Firefox man myself, but I’m always interested in new shiny things.

Safari has some cool features built-in, like a coverflow history browser, and a visual display of your most-visited websites (with a star against the ones that have been updated recently.)  The browser has nice features, and it’s fast, so I’ll continue to try it out.

Apple's Safari 4

Apple's Safari 4

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Cashback (2006)

So……………. Cashback. That was an odd movie.

We have Hotel Rwanda sitting in our living room for almost two weeks now.  I want to watch it, because it is an acclaimed movie.  Nobody wants to watch it, because it’s going to be such a downer.  Maybe I should just send it back, because I don’t think I’ll be watching it even next weekend after I get back from my trip.  Tough decision.

In any case, so instead of watching Hotel Rwanda (“The feel good movie of the year!”), we watched Cashback a la Netflix streaming to our TV.  It was actually either Cashback, or Dan in Real Life. Personally, I didn’t wasn’t in the mood for Steve Carell.  So how would I describe Cashback?

The movie was originally a short film that got good reviews, so they expanded it into a full-length feature movie. A British art student named Ben breaks up with his girlfriend, but later regrets it and goes into withdrawal and sulking and such.  He can’t sleep for weeks, so he start working the night shift a supermarket with a colorful cast of characters.  He also uses his imagination to stop time, and see the beauty of girls around him, and reflect upon his life.

It was odd, quirky, it was funny, but I couldn’t figure out what this movie was trying to be.  He was interested in the checkout girl Sharon, so was it a romantic comedy? The protagonist could stop time — was it sci-fi? It could just be a quirky movie to explore a theme with the audience, but I couldn’t find the theme.  There was a lot of female nudity, so was that the theme?

Hard to put my finger on this movie. It was interesting to watch, so it was a decent movie.  I just can’t figure out what the movie was about.

Cashback (2006)

Cashback (2006)

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Administering and redesigning the church website

I seem to be back in the website administration business. Just when I get out, they pull me back in.  Well, not quite, but I’ll explain.

For the uninitiated, through the years in addition to my personal ode to self-indulgence (this slice of life called joelipe.com), I have managed various websites for non-profit organizations. 

  1. In the late 90’s until 2003-ish, I designed and administered a website for my church, the CSI Congregation of Hudson Valley. I got busy with life, and I stopped attending church there, so I handed off the reins.
  2. I also designed and briefly administered a youth-oriented website for CSI youth in North America, but the site served an non-existent need, and it didn’t go anywhere.  URL is not important, as I don’t even think the domain is around anymore.
  3. From 2002 to late 2008, I designed and administered a website for the NY Chapter of the Institute of Internal Auditors.  For various reasons that I shall not go into, I haven’t attended chapter meetings in more than 3 years, and been too busy to make all the regular updates.  I recently transitioned responsibility, and I’m a free man.    Looks like they’ve already redesigned it. Good for them. Seven years later, it was looking dated.

Yes, I said “a free man.”  Now I’m just challenged to continue to indulge myself here, on this website.  It didn’t last long.  At my church, they are in need of someone to take over administrative responsibility.  Long story short, I agreed to do it. Before I agreed to take it over, the lingering question was how would I avoid not getting overwhelmed with updates?

The problems with all the previous websites were performing the weekly/monthly updates.  The designs were aesthetically pleasing (yes, I can say that), but it was all manual.  The posting of content and formatting would take forever, and my old version of the joelipe.com website was no better come month-end when I had to archive the previous month. If I was going to take on another website, the update process had to be streamlined. The current website is located at www.stbarnabas-sbnj.org, and you can tell it’s a bit dated.  Callling it “dated” is okay, because everything gets dated after a while. 

My answer?  WordPress to the rescue!  I’m exploring a streamlined design, and using WordPress as the content management system.  WordPress could do for this website what it did for my personal domain:

  1. Multiple users could publish updates, so one person (me) wouldn’t be the bottleneck.
  2. Themes are readily available, so I don’t have to work so hard to design one from scratch.
  3. Archiving, searching, etc, are all built-in. 

Me smart.  It’s not an overnight process, but I’m researching in my limited free time.  I want to put something tangible in 30 days, and move to WordPress officially in July.

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Happy Feet (2006)

I saw two movies on one day.  The first movie I watched was Happy Feet, a 2006 animated children’s movie about an Emperor penguin.  According to the story, Emperor penguins sing popular soul, R&B, and rock tunes during the lives, including during mating season.  Hey, who doesn’t?  However, one penguin (voiced by Elijah Wood) can’t sing at all, but has been blessed with the tap-dancing skills of…, I don’t know, Gregory Hines comes to mind.  He’s outcast, finds more penguins, tries to find himself, tries to solve a mystery regarding where all the fish have gone, it’s man, saves the day, convinces everyone that being different is okay, lather, rinse, repeat.  Big all-star cast, including a lot of Robin Williams.

Anyone seen this movie before? 🙂

All jokes aside, it was a decent kid’s flick, but Josh was a little scared at specific times.  There’s a tinge more animal-on-animal hinted violence in this movie.  As he’s only 4-years old, he still thinks all bees make honey for the bears, because the bears would never steal the honey.  One day, he’s going to find out where the turkey and chicken, and beef he’s been eating comes from, and I don’t want to be in the room when someone explains it to him.

Happy Feet (2006)

Happy Feet (2006)

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Farewell to Father Hubbard

Today was an eventful today.  First off, the kids’ school was closing at 5pm today, instead of 7pm.  In order to make the pickup in time, one of us would have to leave work early to get there by 5pm.  In the evening, we had the big farewell dinner for our rector (25 years of service) at Pierre’s Restaurant in South Brunswick. My wife was decorating, so she had to leave work early to help decorate, then get home and dress up. I left just before 4pm, and rushed through traffic to get home.  Why are the busy days always the busiest they could ever be?

Somehow, everyone was home and in various stages of getting ready by 6:30pm.  One of our friends came over to babysit, and we were out the door to get to the restaurant by 7pm.  We made it with some sanity.  How, after all that complexity?  I have no idea.

Back to the big dinner.  Yes, our church rector announced a few months ago that he would be moving on to other work in the diocese.  Why does this stuff always happen just after we join and get settled? Aw, I guess stuff is always happening at one point or another.  I really liked our pastor, and now there will be a long search process to find someone else to replace him.  We’ve been attending St. Barnabas Episcopal Church for the past two years, but we’re getting more involved this year.

I don’t have all the statistics, but Rev. Hubbard had done a lot of work in the past 25 years since 1984.  He helped double the average attendance to around 100 people per most Sundays.  A larger congregation led to more Sunday services for people to choose from.  The creation of a regular choir.  A multitude of outreach programs.  Certainly one of the most significant successes was leading the fund raising and final renovation of the church.  Before our time, the church was smaller.  In the 90’s and the early part of this decade, they built up an entire new chapel, converted the old chapel space into a fellowship hall / kitchen, office, and classrooms, and enlarged the parking lot to accommodate the larger church congregation needs.

The dinner featured a slew of guests speaking anecdotally about what Father Hubbard has done, and what’s he has meant to them.  There were plenty of gifts.  The neatest, I think?  They presented him with a plaque, which will hang over the fellowship hall, as they are dedicating the hall in his honor — The Rev. Francis A. Hubbard Hall. I wish I had the stats, because what he’s lead the church to do in the past 25 years is so admirable in my book.  I couldn’t have thought of a nicer way to show our appreciation for building up the church, figuratively and literally.

Farewell dinner with Father Hubbard

Farewell dinner with Father Hubbard

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io9.com: Head-Splitting Karate Chop Makes Tie Fighters Explode

Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam

Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam

This is just bizarre.  BEE-Czar.  If the background history is accurate, due to issues with procuring and showing American-made films in 1982 Turkey, they were remade with a Turkish cast and setting.

i09.com has two clips from Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam. The first clip is the Turkish version of the Star Wars finale, and the second clips is what I believe is supposed to be the Mos Eisley cantina scene, but I don’t remember all the fighting, or the “creature” in the red suit. The finale is my favorite, when Luke’s character does all the leaping and karate-chopping, kicking rocks, and then splits Darth Vader in half (and didn’t fight back?)

io9.com: Head-Splitting Karate Chop Makes Tie Fighters Explode

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Who the heck is this guy with my name and a gmail account?

If you read my earlier posting about moving to Verizon, you read that I’m soon abandoning my comcast email addresses.  Now is a good opportunity to streamline my various email accounts.  Contrary to popular misconceptions, I don’t believe in having a 101 email accounts — who wants to check them all?  A while back, I got rid of my long-standing (since 1999) hotmail account (ah, grandma_funk76, I still miss thee.)

My sumo_joel Yahoo! account is tied to my Flickr account and Facebook, but it gets more SPAM than I should have to endure.  I’m debating what to do with the Yahoo! account. Can I even switch the email address associated with Facebook?

I’ll probably use one of the default Verizon mail accounts for business purposes (bills and stuff, and you get 9 accounts.)  What should I do for personal?  Everyone but my mother has a Gmail account, so I looked into that.  Gmail seems interesting, but I would use IMAP to synch my email with my BlackBerry and my Outlook on the home desktop. 

I tried signing up for a gmail account, and guess what?  Some jerk has already taken joelipe@gmail.com, and joel.ipe@gmail.com.  Can you believe that?  Who has my exact name, in two different formats?  I’m absolutely shocked!  I have half a mind to write these two guys, because inquiring minds want to know.  My wife jokes that the accounts may belong to a “Joe Lipe” or even a “Jo Elipe” (a chick?)

I’m befuddled.  I also don’t have a potential email account for personal use. I considered even setting up some using my joelipe.com domain.  Some options I have considered are joel @ joelipe.com, me @ joelipe.com, YouGoGirl@joelipe.com, and even StrongPimpHand@joelipe.com.

Any suggestions?

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Whoa, when did they release a new version of Facebook for BlackBerry?

You know, for somebody who tries to keep on all the new releases, how did this sneak up on me?  RIM released Facebook for BlackBerry 1.6 last week.  I downloaded it via BlackBerry App World, but you can also try www.blackberry.com/facebook (which btw didn’t work for me.) 

In the 5 mins I’ve tried it out, it looks better, but my Friends list is taking a LONG time to refresh.  A nice new feature that I noticed is that now you can comment on a particular friend’s status directly from the Status Updates screen.   Also, a click to your buddy’s profile picture shows you their wall within the application itself, and you can view and scroll through photos directly within the app. 

Features that have been long overdue, my friends. Long overdue.

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