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I don’t get it.

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A Saturday Night at Jenkinson’s Boardwalk

On the radio, I’ve often heard about parties over at “Jenkinson’s” in Point Pleasant Beach, NJ, but I’d never been to either Jenkinson’s Boardwalk or even Point Pleasant Beach for that matter. It’s only 50 mins from our house, but I’d never been. This week had been pretty rough at work, so my wife thought it would be fun idea for all of us (to help cheer me up) to get out to Point Pleasant Beach. Saturday night after our Cub Scout pack’s opening ceremony, we piled into the car, and drove out east towards Point Pleasant Beach. It’s a rather happening area — as soon as we got into town, we found police handling foot and car traffic as folks were walking from one bar / restaurant to another. Interesting……

We found some street parking, and walked over to the boardwalk. After being surprised by a display of fireworks, our plan was to grab dinner somewhere there, and then hit the arcade for an hour. Mission accomplished, and we were done in about two hours. Good food, and I liked the overall experience.

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Brush with celebrity — Dan Aykroyd was in our town today

Alright, alright, I’ll admit that the term “brush with celebrity” would be a bit of an exaggeration. We didn’t get to brush by him by any means. However, we were damn close.

Dan Aykroyd cofounded a new business called Crystal Head Vodka, an ultra-premium vodka produced in Newfoundland, Canada. It’s supposed to be pure. How pure?

The entire process of creating Crystal Head Vodka is resoundingly PURE at heart – from the high quality grain to the pristine waters of Newfoundland, Canada. Crystal Head is quadruple distilled, then filtered seven times, of which three are through semi-precious crystals known as Herkimer Diamonds. No glycol, citrus oil or added sugars are used in the making of Crystal Head Vodka.

Be that as it may, I won’t opine on how pure it is. I will state as fact that Dan Aykroyd was in our town to promote his vodka business by signing the boxes/cartons of whoever could get in through the door at our local Bottle King. The line was out the door, and we Ipes had a very busy day ahead with a tight schedule, so there was no time for nonsense like standing around on line. Too bad. However, we did have time to stop by the Bottle King to grab a peak at Dan Aykroyd while he signed away. We were close — he wore all black and wore a baseball cap. Oh well. We bought two bottles of wine while we were there, and checked out a replica Ecto-1, which was kinda neat too. In the evening, the kids and I watched 1984’s blockbuster film Ghostbusters, starring none other than Dan Aykroyd, Harold Ramis, Bill Murray, Sigourney Weaver, Ernie Hudson, and Rick Moranis. Uh, perfect time, if you ask me.

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Dredd (2012)

I had a free Friday night as everyone had gone to bed, and I had to work on uploading vacation photos from our recent trip to Cancún. I wanted something to watch while I worked (gotta love the benefits of having a 2nd monitor) so I picked out Dredd (2012). This is the Karl Urban film trying to wipe out the memory (and stink) of that 1995 Sylvester Stallone mess Judge Dredd (1995). You know the one I’m talking about — the one with Armand Assante as the villain and Rob Schneider as the guy responsible for spouting comedic gold.

Enough about that Stallone mess. I had been interested in watching the 2012 film in the theaters, but it never worked out logistically. Better late than never. The film stars Karl Urban as Judge Dredd, your friendly neighborhood future Mega City 1 police, judge, jury, and executioner. If you don’t know the back story, lemme learn ya somethin’. The source material is based on a UK comic book storyline that originated in the 1970s. In the future, much of the planet is irradiated, and most of humanity survives in large cities (“Megacities”) that encompass entire geographic regions. For example, Megacity 1 encompasses what we know as the US state of Maine all the way south to Pennsylvania or so. The uninhabited areas between the urban cities is referred to as “The Cursed Earth.” Pretty dramatic, no? Remember, it was the 1970s at the time. Here in the future, the judge corp is responsible for maintaining order and dispensing justice in such a large area filled with people living in large urban buildings that are 200 stories high and like mini cities of their own.

In this film, Karl Urban as Judge Dredd is still the fearsome and infamous Judge Dredd of Megacity 1. Today, he has the assignment of assessing a rookie judge named Anderson, played by Olivia Thirlby. She is a mutant with some ESP abilities, such as mind reading. I liked her character. Our two judges get trapped in the Peachtrees building, which is now entirely run by drug lord Ma-Ma, played by Lena Headey. Yes, a female villain, with no smarty pants quips. Just a genuinely powerful female villain. I liked the novelty of that play straight without satire or comedy.

So that’s basically the plot of the story. Dredd and Anderson are trapped within this sealed off building, with Ma-Ma’s entire crew attempting to take them dead or alive. But frankly, if they take you alive, you’d rather be dead. Good film, but very violent though. It felt a little short though at 95 mins, but I don’t think every film produced needs to be over two hours long. I don’t know if this film was quite worth the $12 to see it in the theater, but it is definitely worth seeing at home on the big screen if you have the appropriate setup.

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Dredd (2012)

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My first pair of really nice shoes

I’ve been rethinking my prior strategy of not investing in good qualty shoes. I always wear out my shoes fairly quickly, so why bother spending the money on good ones? Turns out, you supposedly can resuscitate or repair the better quality shoes, which might explain why my cheaper dress shoes never look that after polishing.

I needed some decent looking brown dress shoes, so I’m experimenting with nicer ones. I ordered these Cole Haan Oxfords off of Amazon.com. I think they look nice enough, but they feel a smidge too tight. However, I’m hoping they just need time to stretch out over the course of the next few days.

Let the unscientific shoe experiment begin!

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I finally got my Nariko Heavenly Sword action figure for display

A few months after picking up the PS3, I hadn’t quite gotten into it as part of my transition from PC gaming to console gaming. Two or three of my initial games were hard to use, so I wasn’t sure if they were bad ports from PC to console, or I was simply not much of a console game pad kind of guy. I borrowed Heavenly Sword from my brother-in-law, and wow what a difference. I liked the action, I had an easier time moving around, and ultimately had a better game play experience. Also, I appreciated the strong female protagonist, Nariko, who didn’t need rescuing or had some Prince Charming waiting for her as a reward. Needless to say, I still have a soft spot for the character and the game. It’s too bad that Ninja Theory has no plans for a sequel or to revisit the character.

For about two years, I’ve waited for the price to come down from $29.99 on her action figure, and my patience paid off. $11.99 later, I have a new piece of decorative art for the home office. A little nerdy? Yes, I admit it.

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Our Mexican Family Vacation – Day 6

After five days of on-and-off rainy weather, how does our last day have the best weather? Talk about irony. We woke up this morning to beautiful weather, and our bags already packed to go home. Sigh.

After a somewhat late breakfast / brunch, we didn’t have much more to do in term of packing. The kids were all packed up, so we let them do the hot tub on their balcony one more time, while Namita and I finished packing the rest of our stuff, then we all swept the room for any last minute items that might get forgotten. The kids took professional photos with an iguana Tuesday, so I went downstairs to find out how much of a ripoff the photos were, and they were $17  a piece. Yikes, no thanks. I then went to the Business Center area to check in online. We were traveling internationally, but we figured it was worth a try.

Sadly, this is when our vacation went south. Our private taxi to the airport went to the other resort next door, then left claiming we were a “no show” even though the driver called the Front Desk while I was there, and Namita & the kids were waiting at the main entrance.

After unsuccessful attempts to contact Customer Service and convince them to pick us up, we had the resort Guest Services call us another taxi. 45 mins later, we were at the Cancún airport. Flight was delayed over an hour. We checked…. again but at a kiosk, but we were not allowed to simply drop off our bags. I had to stand on line for two hours with everyone else on our flight. Why? They wouldn’t say.

Two hours of waiting and standing, and the flight is experiencing mechanical issues at JFK. By the time it arrives, the pilots may not be able to fly legally, so American Airlines is rebooking everyone now to other flights to Miami or Dallas tonight with connections to JFK Friday afternoon. Without much choice, we agree to be booked to Miami instead.

We have lunch at an airport Mexican restaurant, try unsuccessfully to get reimbursed by the taxi cab company, and eventually head to the security check. While on line, another passenger on our original NY flight tells us the flight to JFK is back on. What? At the gate to the Miami flight, I eventually find an AA employee who confirms to us the flight is indeed scheduled to depart for JFK at 8:20 pm tonight. Say what? Without much guarantee, we ask him to rebook us and to pull our luggage from the Miami flight. We also tell some of the other original NY passengers also now destined for Miami about the news. Why didn’t American Airlines announce that the flight was back on? Probably so that they don’t have to rebook everyone again. Nice, but we all would rather go home, thank you very much.

We eventually got new boarding passes, and waited at the new gate with what seemed to be only a few of the original passenger list. The flight itself was now half empty and uneventful back to NY. By the time we finally arrived, transited through Customs, and picked up our luggage, it was well after 1 am. By the time we were back in our car, it was around 2:30, so I give a lot of credit to the kids for never complaining through any of Thursday’s travails. I drove as fast as I reasonably could, and we were home in NJ by 3:15 am.

What a long day. And yes, our cats were happy to see us.

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Our Mexican Family Vacation – Day 5

Our last full day here on vacation. Yes, our big vacation is unfortunately coming to an end. Not much to report, as it was a relatively quiet day. In the afternoon. I went and had my first massage in 9 years. Yes, 9 years. I had planned for my wife to get a 2nd massage this week while we were out, but graciously declined and lovingly suggested (or strongly recommended?) that I should go instead. I never go for massages. Ever. Why not now? I changed the appointment from Namita’s Deep Tissue massage to a “Mayan Reflexology” massage for myself. It was all a little weird and different for me — walking around in a robe, experiencing a sauna, experiencing a steam room (so hot!), but the actual 50 minute massage was rather nice. I opted for lots of kneading and stretching of joints, which I found rather pleasant.

After my umpteenth shower that afternoon (what’s up with all the oils?), I took Lily for her last dip in the kiddie pool. We played in the pool for about an hour or so, then we had to get ready for our last dinner. For tonight, we decided on Mole, their Mexican restaurant. Sadly, the quality of the food at Mole wasn’t quite the same level as the other restaurants. Sad, because I was really looking forward to some authentic Mexican food, like I had 10 years ago when I was in Mexico City for an audit. My God, that was some good food. This restaurant? Cue the sad trombone. Oh well, guess we expected too much to go out on a high note. After dinner, we all took one last stroll on the beach, then back to our room to start packing.

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Our Mexican Family Vacation – Day 4

A quiet day at the resort. We actually experienced some nice weather in the afternoon, so we hit the beach for a few hours. Even had lunch there. In the evening, we took the kids for an early dinner (them only), then dropped them off to the Kids Zone for a ‘Pirata Party’ (Pirate Party.) After dropping them off, we made our way to the Paradisus La Perla (adults only) resort next door for dinner for two at La Palapa. It’s an outdoor restaurant, featuring fresh air and delicious food. Around 9 pm, we picked the kids back up, took them out for dessert, then sat for a while to watch a Michael Jackson-inspired show. Unfortunately, Josh was so tired after such a long day that he fell asleep again. Two night shows in a row. Go figure.

 

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Skyfall (2012)

I watched Skyfall. the latest Bond film from Sony Pictures, starring Daniel Craig. It also features the always creepy Javier Bardem, the staunch Dame Judi Dench, and Naomie Harris.

The plot of the film is that after a particular mission goes south, the names of Mi6 agents are released, and these agents are compromised. Bad enough. However, it appears that someone is attempting to take down the British Mi6 organization, and possibly vendetta against M herself. Bond is tasked with finding the missing data, and also the perpetrators behind this dastardly plot. Bond travels to Turkey, Shanghai, Macau, and Great Britain following the trail. Along the way to Javier Bardem, he meets assassins, Q, and also the beautiful but you know she is damaged goods Severine, played by actress Bérénice Marlohe.

I watched Skyfall while on our family vacation in Cancun. Directed by Sam Mendes [American Beauty, Road to Perdition, Revolutionary Road], it is a great looking film, lots of fun action, and an entertaining story line. The picture quality is crystal clear, and while I didn’t get to enjoy the audio in its original DTS-HD MA 5.1, the audio was good. Since the 2006 film Casino Royale, I have really warmed up to Daniel Craig as James Bond. He’s cool, collected, and I’ve enjoyed the action sets seen since then. More importantly, I don’t know how he Daniel Craig does it, but he is the only Bond actor so far who makes me care about the character.

I also enjoyed the supporting cast. Judi Dench was magnetic as always when she is on screen. In past films, her character M was portrayed as this tough as nails chief, but in this film, Mendes makes the character more human. You can see clearly that she is constantly challengednby ethical dilemmas where she has to balance the lives of her agents vs the greater good. And despite always appearing to dislike Bond, she has a soft spot for him. And that James has a strong sense of loyalty to her. And without that kind of emotional resonance in a film or any other story, it becomes one mindless action set after another.

The film also introduces Naomie Harris and her character, who I liked as she was both interesting and also a person of color. Javier Bardem as the villain? Egads, that man can act creepy. His Silva character is nowhere as frightening as his character from No Country for Old Men, but he can infuse life into his characters like no one I know. Mendes uses all the same basic elements of Bond films (the car chases, the grandiose villains, the femme fatale), but somehow he keeps it fresh and entertaining. Keep your eyes open for the brief cameo of the old school Aston Martin of yore.

For some reason, I was never a die hard Bond fan growing up. I missed out on the Sean Connery, Roger Moore, and Timothy Dalton eras. I’ve watched most of the Pierce Brosnan Bond films, with the exception of that seminal 1999 classic Tomorrow Never Dies where Denise Richards was a nuclear physicist or something. Perhaps I should add them to my list of films that I need to enrich myself with.

Skyfall (2012)

Skyfall (2012)

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