This year I was one of the three wise men in our church’s Epiphany pageant.
Clarence: Hey, what’s up, brother? You a little late for the Christmas pageant.
King Jaffe Joffer: I am King Jaffe Joffer, ruler of Zamunda.
Clarence: Have a seat. Chair number two will be ready in a second.
Saul: [touching the King’s clothing, made from a stuffed lion] This is beautiful. What is that? Velvet?