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	<description>I came up in here to rock, light a fire, make it hot!</description>
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		<title>Pretty neat mash up of Lionel Richie&#8217;s &#8220;Hello&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.joelipe.com/2012/01/pretty-neat-mash-up-of-lionel-richies-hello/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 12:55:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Whatever]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet meme]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lionel richie]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I have to give some people credit for the creativity they display and the willingness to put out the amount of effort to make this stuff up. Hello from ant1mat3rie on Vimeo.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have to give some people credit for the creativity they display and the willingness to put out the amount of effort to make this stuff up.</p>
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<p><a href="http://vimeo.com/35055590">Hello</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/ant1mat3rie">ant1mat3rie</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>
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		<title>Got my first Newark traffic ticket</title>
		<link>http://www.joelipe.com/2011/11/got-my-first-newark-traffic-ticket/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2011 04:10:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Whatever]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[newark]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Argh, how frustrating. I got my first (and last, I hope) Newark ticket. I wasn&#8217;t driving either. In Newark, there is a light rail service that takes you around various parts of Newark. Generally, I would walk in the mornings, but I&#8217;ve found it convenient if I&#8217;m running late to catch an evening express train. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Argh, how frustrating. I got my first (and last, I hope) Newark  ticket. I wasn&#8217;t driving either. In Newark, there is a light rail service that takes you around various parts of Newark. Generally, I would walk in the mornings, but I&#8217;ve found it convenient if I&#8217;m running late to catch an evening express train. I used it during my first week when I had a weekly pass. If you have a NJ Transit weekly or monthly pass, it is cross-honored. I was slightly unclear about daily passes however, which was ultimately my undoing today.</p>
<p>I was running late to catch my train this evening, and I was confused by the ticket validation stamp machine. I had asked a Newark police officer patrolling the station yesterday if my daily pass was valid or not, and said yes. Tonight, I wasn&#8217;t quite sure, so I had my NJ Transit daily one-way ticket stamped. While I debated getting an additional light rail ticket to be safe, the next train arrived. </p>
<p>You guessed it &#8212; I jumped on. Waiting at Penn Station were two officers checking everyone for valid tickets. I stopped and asked one if I was okay with the stamped daily ticket, and he said no. Then we argues about the purpose of the ticket validation machine, the police officer who said it was acceptable fare, etc. In the end, e gave me a summons for failure to pay fare, which comes with a $74 fine.</p>
<p>Ouch.</p>
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		<title>Google Maps is a little hinky sometimes</title>
		<link>http://www.joelipe.com/2011/10/google-maps-is-a-little-hinky-sometimes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Oct 2011 23:02:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Whatever]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[google]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[google maps]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gps]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rockin' joe's coffeehouse and bistro]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Did you ever notice that GPS / Google Maps can behave a little strange sometimes? Most of the time, it can be accurate, and I wouldn&#8217;t want to go without it. However, other times, you gotta wonder what the hell is wrong. Case in point: Today, I had to run to a local CVS during church [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">Did you ever notice that GPS / Google Maps can behave a little strange sometimes? Most of the time, it can be accurate, and I wouldn&#8217;t want to go without it. However, other times, you gotta wonder what the hell is wrong. Case in point:</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Today, I had to run to a local <a title="CVS Pharmacy" href="http://www.cvs.com">CVS</a> during church to get a picture developed, then get some coffee for my wife. While I was standing in line at the single CVS cashier line, I checked <a title="Yelp.com" href="http://www.yelp.com">Yelp</a> for nearby coffeehouses or coffee shops. In luck, there was <a title="Yelp.com - Rockin' Joe's Coffeehouse and Bistro" href="http://www.yelp.com/biz/rockn-joe-coffeehouse-and-bistro-kendall-park">a yelp.com entry for a nearby coffeeshop</a> called <a title="Rockin' Joe Coffeehouse and Bistro" href="http://www.rocknjoe.net/">Rockin&#8217; Joe&#8217;s Coffeehouse and Bistro</a>, and it&#8217;s right on Rt. 27 where I was, maybe 0.1 miles away. Nice!</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">I look closer at the map, and I get befuddled. See below. I&#8217;m supposedly at the red dot, but also at <strong>both</strong> blue dots. The coffeehouse is at the green dot, or is it closer than that? I ask the slightly-flaky CVS cashier if she knows where this Rockin&#8217; Joe&#8217;s might be, but not holding up much hope that she knows. Luckily, she does know where the coffeehouse is. In fact, it&#8217;s in the same strip mall &#8212; I just have to walk to the left a few stores.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Nice job, Google Maps.</p>
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		<title>Woohoo! A new microwave!</title>
		<link>http://www.joelipe.com/2011/10/woohoo-a-new-microwave/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2011 00:27:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Personal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Whatever]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[home improvement]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[After nine years of servitude, it was now time to retire the old apartment-era microwave, and move on up to a bigger model that matches our current kitchen appliances. So far, it works as expected. I mean, seriously, what more can I say? It&#8217;s a microwave. ;)]]></description>
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<p>After nine years of servitude, it was now time to retire the old apartment-era microwave, and move on up to a bigger model that matches our current kitchen appliances. So far, it works as expected. I mean, seriously, what more can I say? It&#8217;s a microwave. ;)</p>
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		<title>I love a good cat centerpiece</title>
		<link>http://www.joelipe.com/2011/10/i-love-a-good-cat-centerpiece/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Oct 2011 14:20:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Whatever]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cats]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pets]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I love a good cat centerpiece. It can really bring a room together.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love a good cat centerpiece. It can really bring a room together.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.joelipe.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/20111003-112333.jpg"><img src="http://www.joelipe.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/20111003-112333.jpg" alt="20111003-112333.jpg" class="alignnone size-full" /></a></p>
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		<title>Tabloids &#8211; who reads this stuff?</title>
		<link>http://www.joelipe.com/2011/09/tabloids-who-reads-this-stuff/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2011 14:25:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Whatever]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[culture]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gossip]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tabloids]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I was standing in the supermarket checkout lane, and couldn&#8217;t resist checking out what ridiculous headlines were featured in the gossip rags. I saw this magazine cover below, and still can&#8217;t believe people read this trash. Somebody threw out their wedding cake &#8212; trouble? Who the Hell cares? I suppose some people do, since these [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was standing in the supermarket checkout lane, and couldn&#8217;t resist checking out what ridiculous headlines were featured in the gossip rags. I saw this magazine cover below, and still can&#8217;t believe people read this trash. Somebody threw out their wedding cake &#8212; trouble? Who the Hell cares? I suppose some people do, since these publications stay in business, but it just seems so&#8230;. immature.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.joelipe.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/20110926-122651.jpg"><img src="http://www.joelipe.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/20110926-122651.jpg" alt="20110926-122651.jpg" class="alignnone size-full" /></a></p>
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		<title>Okay, I&#8217;d say I&#8217;m up-to-date now on 2011</title>
		<link>http://www.joelipe.com/2011/02/okay-id-say-im-up-to-date-now-on-2011/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2011 03:43:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Whatever]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[updates]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Nothing like a few hours to get your website up-to-date. I&#8217;ve been remiss here and there to update my website, due to my work schedule and family life. I&#8217;ve finally caught up with missing postings from January and February, so do yourself a favor, stop working for a few mins, and go back to read [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nothing like a few hours to get your website up-to-date. I&#8217;ve been remiss here and there to update my website, due to my work schedule and family life. I&#8217;ve finally caught up with missing postings from <a href="http://www.joelipe.com/2011/01/">January</a> and <a href="http://www.joelipe.com/2011/02/">February</a>, so do yourself a favor, stop working for a few mins, and go back to read those new posts. They&#8217;re chock full of photos too. Go ahead, I don&#8217;t mind. I&#8217;ll wait.</p>
<p>I also caught up on photos &#8212; I sorted and published <a href="http://www.joelipe.com/Photos/2011%20January%20Photos/index.html">January 2011</a> and <a href="http://www.joelipe.com/Photos/2011%20February%20Photos/index.html">February 2011</a> photos.</p>
<p>Sigh. Back to the salt mine tomorrow.</p>
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		<title>Organizing our spaces</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Feb 2011 06:04:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Whatever]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[joshua]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[When the new carpet was installed, we had to move everything out of the living room. Now that the carpet is installed, we&#8217;re figuring out how stuff should be arranged and how to best use the space. I think we&#8217;ve finally found a place for Joshua.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When the new carpet was installed, we had to move everything out of the living room. Now that the carpet is installed, we&#8217;re figuring out how stuff should be arranged and how to best use the space. I think we&#8217;ve finally found a place for Joshua.</p>
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 570px"><a href="http://www.joelipe.com/Photos/2011%20February%20Photos/images/img_0315.jpg"><img class=" " title="img_0315.jpg" src="http://www.joelipe.com/Photos/2011%20February%20Photos/images/img_0315.jpg" alt="Organizing Joshua" width="560" height="419" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Organizing Joshua</p></div>
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		<title>I made my first homemade pizza</title>
		<link>http://www.joelipe.com/2011/01/i-made-my-first-homemade-pizza/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jan 2011 05:19:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Personal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Whatever]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cooking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ramblings]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I made my first homemade pizza, using simple ingredients from the supermarket. Not as difficult as I thought, and rather tasty.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 490px"><a href="http://www.joelipe.com/Photos/2011%20January%20Photos/images/img_0234.jpg"><img class=" " title="img_0234.jpg" src="http://www.joelipe.com/Photos/2011%20January%20Photos/images/img_0234.jpg" alt="Homemade pizza" width="480" height="359" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Homemade pizza</p></div>
<p>I made my first homemade pizza, using simple ingredients from the supermarket. Not as difficult as I thought, and rather tasty.</p>
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		<title>Used refrigerator water filters?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jan 2011 07:28:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Whatever]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[amazon.com]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m shopping for replacement refrigerator water filters for our Whirlpool fridge, and found the correct type on Amazon.com. My question is who would want to buy USED water filters? I suppose you can get anything on Amazon, but the question is why?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m shopping for replacement refrigerator water filters for our Whirlpool fridge, and found the correct type on <a href="http://www.amazon.com">Amazon.com</a>. My question is who would want to buy USED water filters? I suppose you can get anything on Amazon, but the question is why?</p>
<div id="attachment_3380" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://www.joelipe.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Whirpool-Filters-Amazon.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-3380" title="Whirpool Filters - Amazon" src="http://www.joelipe.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Whirpool-Filters-Amazon-300x187.jpg" alt="Used water filters" width="300" height="187" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Used water filters</p></div>
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